26 Nov

Jokes In Hindi Animals

Jokes In Hindi Animals
Ek Jungle Me Sher Sherni Romance Kar Rahe The
To Sherni Ne Usse Roka Aur Aaju Baju Dekhane Lagi
To Sherne Pocha : Kyu Kya Huva Janu
Sherni : Dekh Rahi Hu Kahi Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Na
Wo Sale MMS Bana Lete Hai !!!

24 Oct

Boyfriend And Girlfriend

Boyfriend and Girlfriend room main khamosh
baithe they*
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha
hai?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe
hain?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!.
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Bf ki soch : Yar saala Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho
Gaya hai !!!

24 Oct

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat pe gor kiya to pas khare Aadmi se pucha :-
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Is Car me esi kon si khoobi hai k iske itna daam lag rahe hai?
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Aadmi :- Ab tak is Car k 10 hadse hue hai or har haadse me sirf or sirf “Biwi” ki hi Maut hui hai.
Aadmi :- 40 lakh

23 Oct

Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain

Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!

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Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar
ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka
       
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Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain.
Aap 1000 me se ek hain.
Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain.
Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain